Fiction At My Best

Here are my secrets. Here are my desires. Understand the meaning behind all this madness.
liftlikemarge:

surfandbefree:

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Stephanie Schecter…."I was out for a paddle with my little point and shoot water camera one flat afternoon a couple of weeks ago, and this lil gal decided to come say hello! I knew she must have been unwell, because she was quite a young pup to be away from her mother. Some people saw us and paddled over, but she barked at them and nuzzled into me, clearly frightened… But at least I got them to take this picture! Legend I went in I convinced her to jump off the board, and I called the rescue hotline. Twenty minutes later they let me know that they found and rescued her, and soon will return her to the wild. They explained that she had been abandoned by her mother and was starving!"

dying rn

liftlikemarge:

surfandbefree:

http://surfandbefree.tumblr.com

Stephanie Schecter….
"I was out for a paddle with my little point and shoot water camera one flat afternoon a couple of weeks ago, and this lil gal decided to come say hello! I knew she must have been unwell, because she was quite a young pup to be away from her mother. Some people saw us and paddled over, but she barked at them and nuzzled into me, clearly frightened… But at least I got them to take this picture! Legend I went in I convinced her to jump off the board, and I called the rescue hotline. Twenty minutes later they let me know that they found and rescued her, and soon will return her to the wild. They explained that she had been abandoned by her mother and was starving!"

dying rn

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deltasandshields:

thatdrumcorpsguy:

tylersharpies-world:

jpwallow:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

Reblogging for my drum corps friends!

Drum corps.

this would only work for my off day oufits because I only bring 3 pair of underwear, 50 pair of socks, and 4 shirts.

sometimes I forget most people in drum corps dont burrito their clothes…
you inefficient dumbasses

deltasandshields:

thatdrumcorpsguy:

tylersharpies-world:

jpwallow:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

Reblogging for my drum corps friends!

Drum corps.

this would only work for my off day oufits because I only bring 3 pair of underwear, 50 pair of socks, and 4 shirts.

sometimes I forget most people in drum corps dont burrito their clothes…

you inefficient dumbasses

(Source: neverforget14, via blake-onator)

deductions-with-thedoctor:

bubbleberrys-bash:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:

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myneighbortotoho:

nobodycars:

nobodycars:

WHY DOES MY COUGH SYRUP TASTE LIKE PENCIL SHAVINGS GOD

Someone just asked how I know what pencil shavings tasted like

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Well

this one time i got a rotton egg one in the car and for some reason the windows were on child lock so i was sitting there banging on the window so i could spit it out it was a terrible experience. 0/10. do not recommend

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